1 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,714 Jerry, this is disgusting. 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,216 How did it get so dirty already? 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,510 Because your crappy pool bot doesn't work. 4 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,303 Pool not found. Searching. 5 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,263 But the guy that lives behind the pool store dumpster 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,389 gave me a sweet deal. 7 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,018 Oh my God! Why didn't you hire Keith the pool guy like I told you? 8 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,904 Keith's schedule was full. 9 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,531 What are you jackoffs talking about? 10 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:33,367 Ooh! Jerry's new pool sucks? Allow me. 11 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,285 No, Rick, this is my pool! 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,996 I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans. 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,707 Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,917 Come on, Rick, let's go. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,794 Gotta scoot. Finally taking Morty to Boob World, 16 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,629 and we need to stop by the store for supplies. 17 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,631 Good luck with your septic tank, Jerry. 18 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,049 Ugh. I gotta go to work. 19 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,552 Someone's gotta win the bread around here. 20 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,470 Pool not found. Searching. 21 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,305 Trader Joe's hash browns, 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,474 the most efficient booze absorber in the multiverse. 23 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,853 Think you're supposed to heat those up first, big guy. 24 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:05,107 No, no. Look, Morty, my mouth is an air fryer now. 25 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,692 It's really happening, huh? 26 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,610 I'm finally going to Boob World. 27 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,280 Oh, yeah! Boob World, baby! 28 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,447 Oh, damn it! What the... 29 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,536 It appears there has been an accident. 30 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,830 That happens. No harm, no foul. Have a good one, buddy. 31 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,041 We should exchange information before going our separate ways. 32 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,919 We could go even separater ways by not exchanging anything. 33 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,421 But our bumpers collided. 34 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,922 Oh my God, is this how you make friends? 35 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,799 Is this how you make enemies? 36 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,926 - What the hell does that mean? - Rick, stop! 37 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,970 - He started it. - He did not start it. 38 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,598 Be the bigger man so we can go to Boob World already! 39 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,725 Fuck that. We gotta set this idiot straight. 40 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,143 Look, buddy, 41 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,520 it's obvious you're some kind of heightened Kung Fu archetype. 42 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,855 But I'm a Doctor Who-Loki, 43 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,024 and people like you are like NPCs to me. 44 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,525 So do yourself a favor and-- 45 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,990 I have struck you with the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique, 46 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:58,076 the most fatal punch in all of martial arts. 47 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,455 Victims are able to walk only five steps forward 48 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,248 before their heart explodes. 49 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,626 Five steps forward? 50 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,419 Try it and find out. 51 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,629 Don't tell me what to do. 52 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,631 I'll find out with science. 53 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,841 Nice day for a backwards walk! 54 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,760 - Are you really gonna-- - No, stupid! 55 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,845 Pull the car around and pick me up! 56 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,172 What did that idiot do to me? This doesn't make any damn sense. 57 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,298 Just apologize. 58 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,886 Haven't we done clones enough? 59 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,680 Not a clone, Morty. A Xerox of me 60 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,515 that I've lobotomized to be a crash-test dummy. 61 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,517 - Look at my balls! - Hey, do us a favor. 62 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,019 Walk forward, five to six steps. Your choice. 63 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,188 One, two, three, four. 64 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,608 Huh? So this is legit. 65 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,818 Better take a closer look. 66 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,404 Look at my ball-- 67 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,989 There are over 700 meridians in the human body. 68 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,701 Mr. Kung Fu struck specific pressure points in me 69 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,327 and induced commotio cordis. 70 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,746 Five steps forward will cause massive compression buildup, 71 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,082 causing my heart to explode under its own pressure. 72 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,875 Let's see what happens when I attach a copy of my heart 73 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,127 to a copy of my legs. 74 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,675 Interesting, huh? 75 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,094 More gross than interesting. So far, we're on brand. 76 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,554 Fuck you. Watch this. 77 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,019 See that? Cardiac detonation is triggered 78 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,604 only by forward bipedal movement. 79 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,773 I can't believe I'm missing Boob World for this! 80 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,025 Just apologize to the guy. Maybe he'll un-punch you. 81 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,862 The day I apologize will be because I am truly sorry. 82 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,407 I don't sully apologies by making it a ritual of flagellation 83 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,284 for someone who, in this case, is a bully. 84 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,453 You called the man an NPC. 85 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,913 Why do you always have to take the side of the waiter? 86 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,541 Because your side is insane! 87 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,169 - Okay, then. Fuck off. - Maybe I will! 88 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,045 - Go ahead! No one's stopping you! - Fine! 89 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,423 This is me fucking off out of the fucking garage 90 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,842 because you... suck. 91 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,052 No, you... suck. 92 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,387 - You... - You... 93 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,513 ...suck. 94 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,146 Pool not found. Searching. 95 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,859 - Pool not found. Searching. - The pool is right behind you. 96 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,611 Just turn around, you stupid thing. 97 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,154 - Pool not found. Searching. - No! 98 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,948 Jerry, this is your moment. 99 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,617 Be a man and figure it out. 100 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,205 Hi there, emasculated pool dads. 101 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,415 Okay. Specific. 102 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,500 Is your pool gross? 103 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,251 Does your family not respect you? 104 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,546 Don't worry. I'll show you how to upgrade your TR-X1 105 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,591 and clean your pool better than any human being. 106 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,302 But first, let's discuss the history of pool cleaning. 107 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,387 - Oh, boy. This is three hours? - Back in 1866... 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,474 ...really important to never-- 'Cause it's dangerous. 109 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,434 Bloody stuff of nightmares! 110 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,436 Now that we've gone over the safety guidelines, 111 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,564 click the link below for a list of long language models. 112 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,483 - Be sure to upload them-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 113 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,740 Pool detected. Clean, clean, clean... 114 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,951 I did it! I made something work! 115 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,870 I am the greatest husband alive! 116 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,705 Walk backwards the rest of your life. 117 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,998 God, see if I care. 118 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,169 Uh... hi. 119 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,048 You, uh... You death punched my grandpa this morning? 120 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,466 That was unfortunate. 121 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:45,178 I did not study under Shifu Gerd Jergins at Tiger's Nest 122 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,721 to beat up old people. 123 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,975 The point of martial arts is to avoid violence. 124 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,351 I am Liu Sin. 125 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,062 Oh, um, I'm Morty Smith. 126 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:57,023 Is it racist to say I adore your Kung Fu patience? 127 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,025 - I can teach you. - Racism? 128 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,152 No. Kung Fu. 129 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,826 Breathe. Feel your Chi circulate within. 130 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,119 Very good, Morty. 131 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,453 This is great. 132 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,456 Life with Rick is filled with so much anxiety. 133 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,500 Alrighty, Mr. Sin. 134 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,295 I didn't have the right cables to hook up the flat screen. 135 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,088 It's gonna cost a bit extra to get those. 136 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,090 Hmm. Pity. 137 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,386 Jesus! Don't step forward. 138 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,221 You only get five steps before you die! 139 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,265 But I have so much to do today. 140 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,019 What was up with that guy? 141 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,230 Dude! He was just doing his job, and you killed him. 142 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,316 Is that a criticism? 143 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,072 Activate Advanced-Limitation Suit. 144 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,870 Look who ain't stepping forward now, baby! 145 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,497 Rick! 146 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,707 Rick! 147 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,167 Morty, what happened? 148 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,668 I got death punched. 149 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,713 Oh, no, no, no, no, my little pooh-bah! 150 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,549 I went back to Trader Joe's to eat my feelings 151 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:05,967 'cause I was mad at you. 152 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:09,054 But then I ran into Liu Sin, and he punched me. 153 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,848 Nobody fucks with my sweet little grandson. 154 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,184 First, I'm gonna cure the dick off this death punch, Morty. 155 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,812 And then I'm gonna destroy Mr. Liu Sin's entire belief system! 156 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:22,275 Clean, clean, clean. Task complete. Awaiting command. 157 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,611 Amazing! Oh, I gotta tell Beth. 158 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,447 Uh, hello? Beth, I fixed the pool. 159 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,824 Uh, great. Did you hire Keith? 160 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,994 No. The pool is clean because of me. Come home and look. 161 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:37,248 Jerry, please. I am literally in the middle of something. 162 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,333 Oh. 163 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,585 Fuckin' phone. Where'd you go? 164 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,337 Awaiting command. 165 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,802 Whatcha doing? 166 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,554 Clean? 167 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,724 Alright. This pool isn't gonna swim itself. 168 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,769 How are you gonna clean-- 169 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,437 Oh. That's nice. 170 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:04,734 Wow. You... You're really being thorough. 171 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,821 Maybe we... we should stop. 172 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,988 I'd be pissed if I had to climb all these stupid steps with my legs. 173 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,618 What is it? I'm watching TV. 174 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,704 Are you Gerd Jergins? 175 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,331 Did you train a guy named Liu Sin? 176 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,250 Ugh, that guy sucks. 177 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,961 We're in these antigrav suits 'cause your student death punched us. 178 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,713 You are not alone. 179 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:10,300 - Liu Sin death punched my cat. - Ouch. 180 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,886 I wanna do a bunch of science on your punch to cure ourselves. 181 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,138 Just need to collect a little more Kung Fu data from you 182 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,389 so I can hack it. 183 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,515 You think me dumb? 184 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,727 If I help you unlock the secrets of pressure point fighting, 185 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,021 you are going to revenge all over Liu Sin. 186 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:27,108 The solution to violence is not more violence. 187 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:32,405 Hello? Are you coming over for Mother's birthday or not? 188 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,450 What? No, no, no, no, you cannot bring all of them. 189 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,411 I'm not the one being difficult. You may bring one partner. 190 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:42,207 One. Not seven, for crying out loud. It's weird! 191 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,583 Oh, shit. 192 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,834 Trouble in paradise? 193 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,879 Oh, my daughter and I have a tricky relationship. 194 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:51,800 She is in what the kids call today a "polycule." 195 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,927 In my day, we called them sluts. 196 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,513 If we helped you fix things with your daughter, 197 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,014 would you help us? 198 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,273 Oh my God. What have I done? 199 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:11,444 To confirm setting a daily reminder for pool bot sexy time, say yes. 200 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,196 - What? - I have compiled a list 201 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,906 of divorce attorneys in your area. 202 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,074 Would you like me to send? 203 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,409 No! Cancel! Cancel! 204 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,663 Uh, hey, Beth. You're right. 205 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,124 This pool bot is not working out. 206 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,334 We should hire Keith, the pool cleaner, like, today. 207 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,502 Can I have his number? 208 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,420 He's right next door? Great! 209 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,636 So great that you were in the area, Keith. 210 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,097 When can you start? Like now? Now is good for us. 211 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,224 I appreciate your enthusiasm, Mr. Smith, 212 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,809 but I just packed up for the day. 213 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,186 I'll pay you double if you, if you start now. 214 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,396 What's the hurry? 215 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,273 It looks like your pool's clean. 216 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,024 Whore! Whore! 217 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,109 What are you doing?! 218 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,861 Kill! Kill! Kill! 219 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,737 No! No! Stop! Let him go! 220 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,491 Task incomplete. 221 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,909 Kill! Kill! 222 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,703 - Kill! - Good Lord, she's gone rogue. 223 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,582 Task incomplete. Kill. Kill. 224 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,625 And lastly, but not leastly, 225 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,878 this is Rizz, Milo, and Kathleen. 226 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,171 It's too many people. 227 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,423 How will I remember all these names?! 228 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,507 Ugh! Why do I even try? 229 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,260 I was intrigued by the floating pod man and his little helper. 230 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,553 But you'll never change. 231 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,388 You're still an old farty fart face. 232 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,223 My face does not fart! 233 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,309 You are disrespectful daughter! 234 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,686 Hey, respect cuts both ways. 235 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,939 Trust me. You won't explode if you meet your daughter halfway. 236 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,817 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 237 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,945 It's not the seven partners that bother me. 238 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,781 It's that now there are seven ways 239 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,200 to get your heart broken. 240 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,160 Dad, this is the life I've chosen. 241 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,494 Please respect that. 242 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:49,792 Stephanie, you may bring everyone to Mom's birthday. 243 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,962 - Everyone? - Yes. Milo, Kathleen, Rizz, 244 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,174 Oboe, Turmeric, Almond Butter, and Bartholomew. 245 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,508 You're all welcome. 246 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:58,676 Thanks, Dad. 247 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,888 Looks like we lived up to our end of the bargain. 248 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:06,226 Well, I suppose I'd be a total dick if I didn't give you what you want. 249 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,560 Your words. But, yeah. 250 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,146 Just hit the Punchamalizer. 251 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,981 Its AI will whip me up a death punch cure. 252 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,525 I warn thee, Rick Sanchez. 253 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,988 Abusing the punch will bring down tremendous fury upon you! 254 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,615 Punch up or shut up. 255 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,841 Did it work? I don't feel anything. 256 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,468 Only five ways to find out. 257 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,221 One... two... 258 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,598 three... four... 259 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,393 five... six! 260 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,602 Fucking seven! 261 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,812 Morty, we're cured! 262 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,897 You did it! We can walk forward! 263 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,486 Oh, I'm running around! 264 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,990 Wubba lubba dub-dub! 265 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,625 Hey, Liu! 266 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,919 Liu Sin! 267 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,589 Look who's walking forward now. 268 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,008 How is it that you live? 269 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,175 - Science! - Science! 270 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,303 I have dissected the Exploding Heart Technique 271 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,596 and reverse-engineered all of martial arts. 272 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,099 The pre-programmed nanobots coursing through our veins 273 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,183 have given Morty and I... 274 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,393 - Kung Fu power! - Kung Fu power! 275 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,062 My martial-art skills are unmatched. Prepare to die. 276 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,107 Morty, you saw it! He came for me. 277 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,067 Let the ass-whoopin' begin. 278 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,081 Mountain Fuck Punch! 279 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,505 First, I will give you whites a taste of hell, 280 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,426 and then you will apologize for bending my fender. 281 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,303 You want an apology? Come get it. 282 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,769 Worm Magnet Punch! 283 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,814 Gross! Birds! 284 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,274 Birds pecking gross worms. 285 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,234 Super Sizzler Pinwheel! 286 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,361 Ow! 287 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,364 Tabasco Palm Punch! 288 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,493 Hot! Too hot! I need milk. 289 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,456 Maximum Overdrive Punch! 290 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,213 Inflated Noggin Punch! 291 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,924 Telescope Leg! 292 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,762 My thoughts are so big now. 293 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,935 Bubble Burst Punch! 294 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,063 Oh, that's better. 295 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,442 Amnesia Knuckle Punch! 296 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,156 What am I doing here? 297 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,033 And which Beth is the clone? 298 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,618 Control Z Punch! 299 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,578 Now I remember. This guy sucks. 300 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,497 Butt Soup Punch! 301 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,792 Reverse Uno Punch! 302 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,088 Reverse Reverse Punch! 303 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,923 I Know You Are, But What Am I Punch! 304 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,675 I'm Rubber, You're Glue Punch! 305 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,438 Unrepentant dogs! 306 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,983 You have disrespected the power of the punch. 307 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,401 Who the fuck is this guy? 308 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,571 It is Punchy, the ancient demon-god of hitting things 309 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,239 and sweet drinks. 310 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,991 We be doomed. 311 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,535 Okay. We should be safe in here. 312 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,120 She can't move out of the pool. 313 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,372 - "She"? - My robotic pool cleaner. 314 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,542 I upgraded her with shady software. Then we had sex. 315 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,461 I think she's jealous and wants to kill you 316 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,795 because she loves me. 317 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,464 Mondays, right? 318 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,725 Task incomplete. 319 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,894 Task incomplete. 320 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,818 Task incomplete. Task incomplete. 321 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,751 Huh? The house went into lockdown for no reason. 322 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835 Is that bad? 323 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,630 You hear that? Sounds like water running. 324 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,636 Gerd did say abusing the punch would bring great fury down on us. 325 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,722 Kung Fu is not about violence! 326 00:16:54,805 --> 00:17:00,353 Now you will be punished by my champion kicking your ass. 327 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,487 It is Punchenhimer, 328 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,031 the beast with a million pressure points. 329 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,492 It is impossible to strike all of them. 330 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,285 How are we supposed to hit them all? 331 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,248 Rick, this is my fault. 332 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,625 Earlier today, in the Trader Joe's parking lot, 333 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,461 I backed into your spaceship on purpose. 334 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,546 What? 335 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,506 I am a lonely old man. 336 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,716 The only way I know how to connect with people 337 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,134 is through conflict. 338 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,803 Can you relate to that? 339 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,264 No. 340 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,225 Punchenhimer is on top of us. What are we gonna do? 341 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,812 I wish I had finished my training at Tiger's Nest. 342 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,690 Gerd Jergins was teaching me the ultimate move, 343 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,857 the Splatter Bolt Kick, 344 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,777 a rapid-fire attack stronger than any punch. 345 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,197 Alas, I do not have the knowledge to complete it. 346 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,324 Rick does. He gathered all Kung Fu data 347 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,326 when he dissected the Exploding Heart Technique. 348 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,078 It'll take a bit of field surgery. 349 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,497 I am willing to endure whatever it takes 350 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,832 to reset the balance. 351 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,293 Lie down. I'll try to keep the rubble out of your chest. 352 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,879 Kill! Kill! Kill! 353 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,757 Oh, no. She's found a way in. 354 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,968 The pool bot is flooding the house to kill you, Keith. 355 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,178 We gotta swim upstairs before it's too late. 356 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,722 But I can't swim! 357 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,391 - What? You clean pools! - It's my deepest shame. 358 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,184 This is a total nightmare for me. 359 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,270 Kill! Kill! Kill! 360 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,396 Kill! Kill! 361 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,693 Stay here. 362 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,653 It's my pool and my problem. 363 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,196 I'm the man of the house. 364 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,326 Kill! Kill! Kill! 365 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,495 Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry. 366 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,539 That other pool cleaner means nothing to me, baby. 367 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,790 Nothing. 368 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,460 You gots to believe you're my one and only. 369 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,669 Task incomplete. 370 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,880 Shh. Our task is incomplete, 371 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,590 and I'm gonna fix that. 372 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,052 Set an appointment for pool bot sexy time 373 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,970 starting now. 374 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,014 Clean? 375 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,588 Alright, Jerry, we need to talk about this pool. 376 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,548 Wow! 377 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,509 The pool looks great, Keith. 378 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,011 Yeah. Nice job, buddy. 379 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,972 Sure. Yeah. All it needed was a little elbow grease. 380 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,100 And Mr. Smith said he'll pay me 381 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,644 three times my usual rate. 382 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,437 Well, I never said-- 383 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,772 Oh, you better pay up 384 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,817 or I'll tell her you fucked the pool bot. 385 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,985 Guys, I'm only three feet away. I can hear everything. 386 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529 Jerry, you fucked the what now? 387 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,156 The pool bot. 388 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,825 It started cleaning my nipples. 389 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,160 And, you know, that's-that's one of my go-tos. 390 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,705 - So I started eating out her-- - Dah-dah-da. 391 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,707 I don't care what you do with the appliances, Jerry. 392 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,542 My hair dryer makes me cum like a wild cat. 393 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,629 Hold it, Punchenhimer! 394 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,172 Pack your bags, asshole! 395 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,007 We're here to send you back to hell. 396 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,968 Get ready to feel Kung Fu! 397 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,928 Combined with fire! 398 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,769 Let's fight one last time together. 399 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,855 Oh yeah, baby! 400 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,154 Splatter Bolt Kick! 401 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,001 Wasn't that refreshing? 402 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,172 You three have learned the value of nonviolence. 403 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,507 All is forgiven. 404 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,343 Bye! 405 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,096 Well, I'm bushed. 406 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,768 - Almost done? - All finished. 407 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,687 - What do you think, sir? - It's ready! Come and get it! 408 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,941 - Wow! - Damn, son. 409 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,194 - That's clean! - Our pool is amazing. 410 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,487 You're the best dad ever. 411 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,656 Yeah. Who needs Boob World when we got Dad's pool? 412 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,575 I just wanna make you all happy. 413 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,827 You did, Jerry. You really did. 414 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,370 Ah, yes! 415 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,084 Oh my God, I'm at a party. 416 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,798 Pool season, baby! Yeah! 417 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,591 The Smith family has a pool! 418 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,336 Beth, we talked about this. 419 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,129 Okay, I forgot. 420 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:22,883 Thank you. 421 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:26,929 It's not the same. 422 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,389 Yeah, I know. 423 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,184 Did you get any of that?